If you can read this, I hate you...

...because you are not commenting!

If you aren't commenting, you aren't helping me by supplying content. If you aren't supplying funny content, I can't keep cranking out my things without the conformation that you are viewing!

This is a depressing situation, my friends.

The Periodic Monologue

Reports are that a team of Swiss scientist have been testing how mental capabilities effect the lifespan of a fly.

As I see it, this is like groundhog day. If the flies with less brain power live longer, that means 60 more years of Jessica Simpson. If not, good times are soon to come!

Welcome! You're Online!

(*Please note* The title is for the the select group of viewers in my large fanbase who are slightly disoriented)

I hope that because you are reading this, you have come here expecting to see humor, and more importantly expecting to have a good time.

My goal is to form a website where I can not only post my own funny findings and creations, but I can allow you to post yours as well! Let me know if you have something you'd like to add. After I post some of your work, if you have a blog or a website, I will put a link to it. If you give me enough things, I will even make you a writer so you can make your own posts!

Please roam the website and have a good time! Tell your friends and come back and visit us again and see our growth!

(Old posts can be found HERE)